The Nexus

[Castle Pinktooth - The Trio] Huh. Khannie wasn't quite expecting that. She looks back at her tails, just in case their fluffiness is somehow deficient and that's why Civvy has declined. Nope. Still outrageously poofy just like any fox tail. "Okay, yeah, I guess that's fair," she admits w...

[Terrible Ideas] "What do you mean, it happens often? I've never even HEARD of something like this happening before." Wait. Are you sure about that? "Okay, well, I guess when there's been a heavy fog and the trees start dripping a bunch but this is WAY beyond that." Ugh. You're ...

[Terrible Ideas] "THIS is rain? This is awful! Why the heck is water falling out of the SKY it doesn't make any sense!" What sort of crazy broken place have you managed to stumble into now, you absolute wreck? You get brained by whatever those terrible little things were and now you're so...

[Touring Inside] Eu waves to the ponies, golems, and other weirdos as they depart. What an exciting city! Maybe no quite the sort of exciting she was expecting but hey it's something, right? "We've got a list!" Aivu cheers in reply to the shark guy's question. 'We've got a list," Eu ...

[Judgement] Princess, Lady, Goddess, does it really matter what you call her? Honestly Sunder doesn't care a great deal. But! Let's move on. Our heroes move on to Hometree, making their way through the palace. And within the palace, they soon find themselves standing in the throne room where court ...

[Spring Vacation] The minotaur SNATCHES the cookie from Zebes very rudely. "I will eat it and I will HATE it just like I HATE you!" And then he eats it. And his expression... wavers a bit. "I will deliver your disrespectful message to my lord. I hope you all die in agony and are eate...

[Judgement] "Maybe a little, but the chocolate trees aren't going any- oh hey little guy!" Coco begins, only to laugh when the mote zips around him. Haha, what was that? "Guests are more important than trees, I mean. Don't worry about it." That said? Coco will begin trotting alo...

[Terrible Ideas] "Nah I'm from Nod." Where's Desert? Must be a city around somewhere nearby. You haven't heard of it before but what else is new? Nothing about this crazy place makes sense so far. "Yeah, around sounds good. These scrubby trees are so thick I don't know if I would be a...

[Judgement] When they said ponies they really meant it. But then again, Coco looks about as much like a shetland pony as a human looks like a gibbon. There's a resemblance, sure, but this is clearly a civilization building person and not some mere beast. "Judgment?" Coco asks, his big fluf...

[Spring Vacation] "M-my lord's ways are too mysterious and cunning for you to comprehend, mortal!" the minotaur yells at Zebes, somewhat flustered by the goat comment. "Oh hey! One of our friends asked Baphomet about that and he just said he was going to enjoy killing her!" pipe...

[Terrible Ideas] Yeah, no. No other gear laying around. Ugh. They must have took it. Or left it behind somewhere. This is all such a pain. Fine fine, follow the tracks, yeah. Why did you even start to think this would be anything other than an embarrassing mess? Awfully dumb of you, that was. "...

[Terrible Ideas] Is this guy stupid or something? He barely talks. Maybe he had to trade brains for that crazy strength. "Yeah, your angle. Why did you help me? You want something? Maybe you're thinking I'll owe you a debt? Because I'll tell you right now I don't owe anyone anything." Tha...

[Terrible Ideas] "Really smacky, too." Just rub the back of your head a bit more, Dizzy. That ache will eventually go away. "Nua bath-Abaddon. Or just Nua works, I guess. Don't wanna mention your sire, huh? Heh. That's fine. They're all assholes, anyway." Stand up, stretch a bit...

[Terrible Ideas] Yep that's it. Embarrassing defeat by whatever those tiny things were complete. Made even worse by QUESTIONS. "I'm fine. Just a few knicks, nothing serious. What the sheol were those little orange bastards, anyway?" And then he just casually rips the chains off. Like it's ...

[Terrible Ideas] Okay but what the heck IS that guys, anyway? Obviously not big enough to be a giant. YOU hardly count as one, scrawny as you are. "I'm not going to hide from these little snots!" Oh hey that's an arrow in the leg. Fun. Right between the chains, too. Nice shot. It doesn't r...

[Touring Inside] For dramatic reasons the vines break at exactly this moment. Also for dramatic reasons the various Intersection ponies all brace for a conflict as the armored figure aims to tackle Red Velvet. What likely follows here isn't quite what the armored being was aiming for. Red moves wit...

[Spring Vacation] "My lord is the FIRST and GREATEST minotaur! The greatest child of Lamashtu!" the grumpy bull man replies. "Areshkagal's refusal is a mere obstacle to my lord's will. What he desires he will have!" Wow he's really mad. Though he flinches a bit at Zebes' mental ...

[Changeling Needs] "Of course. Many of our visiting guests don't share our sturdy physiology and so the guest quarters are designed with bipedalism in mind," Myrrh Balm replies, levitating down another paper and scribbling in a signature. "I will see to it that your room is repaired ...

[Judgement] Ah, walking through the front door. That's a task . See, there's a parking lot near the edge of Midnight Park proper. The surrounding neighborhoods, shrouded in perpetual twilight as they are, are all property of Team Nightmare and used as a sort of planned community for the equestrians...

[Terrible Ideas] Oh hey the lizardknight just chopped through the chain. That's cool, that's cool. Now you're falling face first towards the ground, Dizzy, did you actually think this one through? No. Of course you didn't. Maybe just try tucking your chin a bit and falling so your shoulder hits fir...

[Terrible Ideas] Dumb dumb dumb you are definitely going to die. You're going to get cooked up in that pot and that'll be it. What were you even DOING out here you giant dope? And now someone's shouting. Help coming, huh? Okay, things are looking up! And now you're grinning like an idiot as some so...

This was a terrible idea. That's where we start, isn't it? With terrible ideas. Great plan, Dizzy. Just fantastic. Why are you leading with a terrible idea of all things? Couldn't you start with a GOOD idea? Wouldn't that be, by definition, a better idea? Maybe? Just a little? But no. Nope! Not doi...

[Spring Vacation] Considering how yazata tend to roll wearing a VERY official looking outfit would probably be the surest way to prove that you have nothing to do with them. So! The minotaur snorts at our heroes. Because of course he does. "You DARE belittle the dread King of All Minotaurs!?&q...

[Castle Pinktooth - The Trio] "Oh hey cool it actually worked," Khannie says, smiling that dopy fox smile of hers. She's known for quite some time that if you want to smile when you've got a bad case of foxface that you can't just smile like a human does. Otherwise it doesn't look like a ...

[Touring Inside] "That's basically what we got," Eu agrees. "We heard yelling and came around the corner to check it out. Lots of incoherent, cryptic warnings. But the yelling about traitors by the elves when the armor-guy starting talking about preventing infection sorta gave away t...

[Action Archaeology] BONE GIANT VERSUS DRAGON GO! And no, Khannie isn't that big. Back when she was a magical girl she probably would have had some options here with her BIG PUNCHES but right now not so much. Thankfully due to her ghostly nature she's pretty good at avoiding getting smooshed. After...

[Brignole Manor] "But! But but havoc dragons don't CLEAN messes! We MAKE messes!" Aivu laments pathetically. "Clean up the mess, Aivu. Just make it fun and it'll go by quickly," Eu insists, at which the dragon sulks and flops around dramatically but eventually gets to work. Surp...

[Action Archaeology] "And I am emperor of the whole world," insists the mummy. Granted, his understanding of what the 'whole world' is might be a little limited. But that doesn't stop him from being an arrogant jerk about it. It would also appear as though he's growing irritated by the fa...

[Brignole Manor] "Well see that's why this is the start of the journey instead of the whole journey," Eu replies with a broad smile. "You'll need to find more help, I'll bet. If my adventuring experience tells me anything it's that you'll need three McGuffins in order to finish your ...

[Spring Vacation] "That's dumb," Khannie concludes. What's the point of having more than one name? It would just confuse people! Remembering ONE name for someone she hardly knows is hard enough. "Sure? Mostly I just thought it would be really funny if someone new told off one of Baph...